A collection of quotes by Source Unknown.
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The shortest distance between two people is laughter.
Source Unknown
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
A leader has been defined as one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.
Love: Before I heard the doctors tell The dangers of a kiss; I had considered kissing you. The nearest thing to bliss. But now I know biology and sit and sigh and moan; six million mad bacteria and I thought we were alone!
Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.
Know-how will surpass guess-how.
Many of us don't have to turn out the lights to be in the dark.
Knowledge fills a large brain; it merely inflates a small one.
A wise man, when asked how he had learned so much about everything, replied: By never being ashamed or afraid to ask questions about anything of which I was ignorant.
Without wisdom, knowledge is either useless or destructive.
Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to practical use.
How many languages are there in the world? How about 5 billion! Each of us talks, listens, and thinks in his/her own special language that has been shaped by our culture, experiences, profession, personality, mores and attitudes. The chances of us meeting someone else who talks the exact same language is pretty remote.
Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
No man knows less than the man who knows it all
You enjoy it more if you can laugh at it.
There used to be two kinds of kisses. First when girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Now there's a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted. If Mr. Jones of the nineties bragged he'd kissed a girl, everyone knew he was through with her. If Mr. Jones of 1919 brags the same everyone knows it's because he can't kiss her any more. Given a decent start any girl can beat a man nowadays.
Kindness, a language deaf people can hear and blind see
Kindness has more power than compulsion.
Be kind to unkind people -- they need it the most.
Try to become the kind of person that people are anxious to see you as, and after you leave, they will have a lot of thinking to do.