A collection of quotes by Source Unknown.
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Never celebrate until you are really out of the woods. They might be behind the last tree.
Source Unknown
People will go right on preferring to do business with friends.
Coming to Rome, much labor and little profit! The King whom you seek here, unless you bring Him with you will not find Him.
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
I don't care how much you know until I know how much you care.
The first thing the secretary types is the boss.
Among the worries of today's business executives is the large number of unemployed still on the payroll.
Always borrow from a pessimist, he never expects anything back.
Don't be one to remember everything lent, but forget everything borrowed.
The novice in advertising frequently gives the public credit, for too much intelligence.
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.
The man who appeals to the best side of his fellows is rarely disappointed.
Feed your faith and doubt will starve to death
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, And whom did you consult before coming to me? Only the village druggist, was the answer. And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you? asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. Oh, replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, he told me to come and see you.
A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.
When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat.
The doctor knows what his trained eyes see -- and he says it's the last of the ninth for me. So one more thing while the clouds loom dark and then I must leave this noisy park.
Diplomacy is thinking twice before saying nothing.
If you think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not supporting her.