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Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.
Anon., (The Women's Petition Aga
Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, fat.
Alex Levine
After a few months' acquaintance with European coffee, one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with its clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.
Mark Twain, 1880
Coffee falls into the stomach ... ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop ... the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similes arise, the paper is covered with ink...
Honore de Balzac
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Abraham Lincoln, (attributed, no
Or to some coffee-house I stray, For news, the manna of the day, And from the hipp
Matthew Green, Coffe House Poem
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
Dave Barry
After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.
Diane Ackerman
The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit.
George Mikes
