Adam Sandler Quotes

A collection of quotes by Adam Sandler.

Adam Sandler is an American actor, comedian, and musician, born on September 9, 1966, in Brooklyn, New York. He rose to prominence in the 1990s as a cast member on "Saturday Night Live" before transitioning into a successful film career. Sandler's unique style of humor often combines absurdity, satire, and self-deprecating jokes.

He made his mark in the film industry with hit comedies like "Billy Madison" (1995), "Happy Gilmore" (1996), and "The Waterboy" (1998). Sandler became known for his lovable but often immature and goofball characters, which endeared him to audiences. Alongside his acting career, he is also a talented musician and has released several comedy albums, earning a Grammy nomination for his song "The Chanukah Song."

Over the years, Sandler diversified his on-screen roles, showcasing his versatility as an actor. He took up more serious roles in movies like "Punch-Drunk Love" (2002) and received critical acclaim for his dramatic performance in "Uncut Gems" (2019). However, Sandler has always maintained his comedic flare through movies like "Grown Ups" (2010) and "Hubie Halloween" (2020).

Throughout his career, Adam Sandler has become one of the most recognizable and influential figures in comedy, leaving an indelible mark on both television and film. His unique and zany sense of humor continues to entertain audiences worldwide.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me in

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and w

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of th

My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two chi

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and fr

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters t

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a littl

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantr

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started havi

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many wo

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must d

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good whe

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't li

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.