I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist -- how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon... Everything is Different.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind; it's like a car battery - it recharges by running.
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