The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. About Russia
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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