Carol Burnett Quotes

A collection of quotes by Carol Burnett.

Carol Burnett is an American actress, comedian, singer, and writer. She was born on April 26, 1933, in San Antonio, Texas. Burnett gained prominence in the 1960s for her popular television variety show, "The Carol Burnett Show," which ran for 11 years from 1967 to 1978. The show earned numerous accolades and showcased Burnett's talents, including her comedic skills and vocal abilities.

Throughout her career, Burnett has received several prestigious awards, such as Golden Globe awards, Emmy awards, and a Tony award. She is known for her comedic timing, versatility, and ability to bring warmth and humor to her characters. Some of her notable film roles include "Annie" (1982), "The Four Seasons" (1981), and "Noises Off" (1992).

In addition to her acting and comedic pursuits, Burnett has also written several books, including her memoir "One More Time" (1986) and the novel "Carrie and Me" (2013). She has made guest appearances on numerous television shows over the years and continues to be actively involved in the entertainment industry.

Carol Burnett's contributions to comedy and her enduring popularity have made her a beloved figure in American entertainment history. Her talent, charm, and ability to connect with audiences have solidified her status as an iconic entertainer.

When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discourag

When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged.

I'm so happy with what has happened in my life.

I'm so happy with what has happened in my life.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt gr

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week,

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh betwee

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age o

I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn't spend the money today.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we d

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Comedy is a tragedy plus time.

Comedy is a tragedy plus time.

I think we're here for each other.

I think we're here for each other.