Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
The only thing I really ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my life. Drawing.
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.
I'm dying and all I hear are insults!
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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