Daniel Handler Quotes

A collection of quotes by Daniel Handler.

Daniel Handler, also known by his pen name Lemony Snicket, is an American writer and musician. Born on February 28, 1970, in San Francisco, California, he gained fame for his popular children's book series, "A Series of Unfortunate Events," which later became a successful Netflix TV adaptation. Besides his work as a writer, Handler is also a proficient accordion player and has collaborated with several musical groups. His unique storytelling style and dark humor have earned him a dedicated fan base.

This is love, and the trouble with it: it can make you embar

This is love, and the trouble with it: it can make you embarrassed. Love is really liking someone a whole lot and not wanting to screw that up. Everybody's chewed over this. This unites us, this part of love.

The world gets grimy and the love object is in stark relief

The world gets grimy and the love object is in stark relief from its surroundings. This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street and why wouldn't you pick it up if it appeared in a taxi cab.

I'd ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with yo

I'd ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you. And I did. But that right there was why it was doomed.

Love Heartbreak Lovers

Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your fe

Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can't be ready for such a thing any more than salt water taffy gets you ready for the ocean.

Help me, Allison says,but she is soft-spoken, and everyone s

Help me, Allison says,but she is soft-spoken, and everyone she loves is so far away.