Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.
When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.
We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.
Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.
High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.
A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.
Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.
Unhappiness is something we are never taught about we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive.
I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.
If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
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