Dylan Moran Quotes

A collection of quotes by Dylan Moran.

Dylan Moran is an Irish comedian, writer, and actor, born on November 3, 1971, in County Meath, Ireland. He gained international recognition for his stand-up comedy performances, known for his unique style and sharp wit. Moran has appeared in numerous television shows and films, including the critically acclaimed sitcom "Black Books," which he co-wrote and starred in. With his distinctive delivery and observational humor, Moran has become a prominent figure in the comedy world, earning him a loyal fan base. N/A

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

Dylan Moran

Life People Character

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

Dylan Moran

Truth

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

Dylan Moran

Funny

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

Dylan Moran

Famous

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make sou

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

Dylan Moran

Women