Greg Behrendt Quotes

A collection of quotes by Greg Behrendt.

Greg Behrendt is an American comedian, author, and musician. Born on July 21, 1963, in San Francisco, California, he gained popularity as a stand-up comedian and writer, known for his witty and relatable observations on relationships and everyday life. Behrendt co-authored the best-selling book "He's Just Not That Into You," which was later adapted into a successful film. He has also released comedy albums and performed on various television shows. N/A

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the brig

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

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Here's something else to think about: calling when you say y

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

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