Jake Johnson Quotes

A collection of quotes by Jake Johnson.

Jake Johnson is an American actor best known for his role as Nick Miller in the sitcom "New Girl." Born on May 28, 1978, in Evanston, Illinois, Johnson began his acting career in the early 2000s and has since appeared in numerous films and television shows. Some of his notable works include "Safety Not Guaranteed," "Jurassic World," and "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse." With his distinctive comedic style and charming on-screen presence, Johnson has become a beloved figure in the entertainment industry.

If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put

If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say 'We've got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, what's winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds.'

You know, what 'New Girl' is doing is they're bringing in re

You know, what 'New Girl' is doing is they're bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who aren't your typical guest-star-type people.

I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiat

I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood.

My dream career would be to be in things that have real hear

My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, you're getting really big laughs. I don't necessarily love the straight crazy comedies. 'Caddyshack' is amazing, but there's not a lot of new 'Caddyshack's.