Mo Rocca Quotes

A collection of quotes by Mo Rocca.

Mo Rocca is an American television personality, comedian, and writer. Born on January 28, 1969, in Washington, D.C., he gained recognition as a correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Rocca has also contributed to various programs, including CBS Sunday Morning and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! He is known for his wit, humor, and insightful commentary on pop culture and current events. With his engaging personality and quick wit, Rocca has become a familiar face in the world of entertainment.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV n

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that beg

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and man

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ear

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream covera

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hate

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. T

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, an

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It

A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur that the computer mouse is a hotrod that the box is a cave that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.