Tom Holt Quotes

A collection of quotes by Tom Holt.

Tom Holt is an acclaimed British author known for his humorous and witty novels, primarily in the fantasy and science fiction genres. With a distinctive style and satirical storytelling, Holt has written numerous books, including "Expecting Someone Taller," "Flying Dutch," and "The Portable Door." His playful and imaginative narratives often involve fantastical elements, blending humor with adventure. Holt's works have garnered a loyal following and critical acclaim, making him one of the leading voices in contemporary humorous fantasy literature.

When you're about to die, your whole life's supposed to flas

When you're about to die, your whole life's supposed to flash before your eyes. When you fall in true love, on the other hand, what you see in the twinkling of an eye is your entire future.

After all, what else is scientific enquiry of any sort other

After all, what else is scientific enquiry of any sort other than a controlled version of banging one's head against the universe until something gives?

Funny Science Humour

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and ho

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton.

Life Work Office Tired

Love is an optical illusion that makes you believe the objec

Love is an optical illusion that makes you believe the object of your affection is the most beautiful person in the world.

Beauty Love Illusion

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push i

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.

Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have

Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem.

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of.

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly it k

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else.