Quote by Conan O'Brien

I have an abacus at home.

I have an abacus at home.

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This quote simply states that the speaker possesses an abacus at their residence. It does not go into further detail about the purpose or significance of owning an abacus, but rather serves as a factual statement about a particular item they possess.

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