Quote by Maynard James Keenan

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

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In this quote, the speaker dismisses the idea of doing stand-up comedy, stating that they are not funny enough to succeed at it. They deny possessing the necessary comedic talent and self-deprecatingly downplay any aspirations of pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. This statement shows their lack of confidence in their sense of humor and highlights their acknowledgement of their limitations in this particular artistic form.

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