Quote by Gelett Burgess

Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow -- I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.

Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow -- I'm sorry, now, I wrote i

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This quote reflects a humorous and exaggerated response from the speaker about writing something impactful. The speaker implies that they are the author of a notable work, specifically referring to "The Purple Cow." However, they do not want anyone to quote or attribute it to them, making a sarcastically threatening statement. The quote touches on the idea that creators can have a love-hate relationship with their work and may feel protective or defensive about it.

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