Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

Almost nobody's competent, Paul. It's enough to make you cry to see how bad most people are at their jobs. If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind.

Almost nobody's competent, Paul. It's enough to make you cry

Summary

This quote reflects the speaker's disillusionment with the general incompetence they perceive in people's work. They emphasize that most individuals are inadequate in performing their jobs effectively, leading them to lament the overall lack of skill. The comparison of being a "one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind" implies that even minimal effort or ability can appear remarkable when most people's competency is severely lacking in comparison.

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