I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the speaker's surprise at the findings from their medical tests. By stating that they expected to have abnormal results such as having extra ribs or green-colored blood, the quote suggests that the speaker had an exaggerated perception of their own physical uniqueness or quirkiness. It subtly pokes fun at the speaker's tendency to have unrealistic expectations or beliefs about their own physiological condition.