Quote by Eric Idle

American Beer is a lot like making love on a canoe - it's fucking close to water.

American Beer is a lot like making love on a canoe - it's fu

Summary

This quote humorously criticizes the overall taste and quality of American beer by comparing it to making love on a canoe. The analogy suggests that American beer lacks substance, flavor, and complexity. Just as making love on a canoe would be unstable and lacking intimacy, American beer is described as being watery and therefore lacking the depth and richness found in other types of beer.

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