I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.

Summary

This quote satirically highlights the issue of gun control and the idea that everyone should have the right to bear arms while questioning the responsibility of individuals. The speaker suggests that while they support everyone having access to guns and other weapons, they alone should possess the ammunition because they deem others incapable of handling such power. By using humor and irony, the quote prompts reflection on the complexities surrounding the distribution of firearms and the trustworthiness of individuals in society.

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