Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Summary

This quote, often attributed to comedian Kurt Vonnegut, playfully mocks the idea of telekinesis. By stating "Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand," it suggests that anyone who truly believes in telekinesis would be able to use their mind to physically lift the speaker's hand. The statement highlights the absurdity and skepticism associated with the concept of telekinesis, and indirectly questions the belief in supernatural abilities that lack scientific evidence.

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Funny Humour Telekinetics

By Kurt Vonnegut

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