Quote by Joan Rivers

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the mere act of keeping the lights on during intimate moments can serve as an effective form of birth control. By providing visibility, it implies that individuals may become self-conscious and potentially lose their desire or mood, thus avoiding the risk of unintended pregnancy. It highlights the power of psychological factors in controlling one's reproductive choices.

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