Quote by Carol Vorderman

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

Summary

This comedic quote humorously suggests that the person's behind is so large that it has its own gravitational pull. It exaggerates the size of their posterior to a humorous extent, implying that it is out of proportion or exceptionally large. The quote combines elements of self-deprecating humor with a playful reference to gravity, making light-hearted fun of body size in a humorous manner.

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