Quote by Steven Wright

I bought my brother some giftwrap for Christmas. I took it tothe Gift Wrap Department and told them to wrap it, but in adifferent print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

I bought my brother some giftwrap for Christmas. I took it t

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This quote explores the comical nature of gift-giving during the holiday season. The speaker humorously explains that they bought gift wrap for their brother's Christmas present and asked the Gift Wrap Department to wrap it in a unique print. They wanted their brother to know when to stop unwrapping by recognizing the unconventional wrapping paper. It highlights the joy and creativity involved in gift-giving, sprinkled with a hint of mischievousness.

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