Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.

Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to w

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This quote seems to convey a sarcastic and disrespectful attitude towards the speaker's wife and daughter. The speaker belittles their intelligence and mocks their abilities, using comedy to express his dissatisfaction with them. It showcases a lack of respect and empathy towards his family members, portraying them in negative and derogatory terms.

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