Quote by Steven Wright

I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven year

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker's lawyer has a clever and cunning personality. The speaker, who broke a mirror and is believed to receive seven years of bad luck as per superstition, is confident in their lawyer's abilities to negotiate on their behalf even in matters outside the legal realm. It playfully highlights the lawyer's problem-solving skills and the speaker's lighthearted approach to dealing with unfortunate circumstances, showcasing a sense of resilience and optimism.

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