Quote by Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the unexpected or unconventional nature of someone's job. It implies that the speaker's brother worked as a lifeguard in a car wash, which is an unusual and perhaps comical concept. The quote could be interpreted as a lighthearted commentary on unique job placements or could simply serve as an amusing anecdote about an eccentric profession.

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