Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much

Summary

This quote expresses the speaker's frustration and difficulty in finding a romantic partner. They feel disheartened by their inability to even find a platonic relationship, let alone someone who desires a deeper, intimate connection. The statement highlights the speaker's sense of loneliness and longing for companionship, emphasizing their current struggle in the realm of romantic relationships.

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