Quote by Terry Pratchett

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the nature of cats' relationships with humans. It implies that while cats may tolerate humans and their interactions, their tolerance is conditional and may change if humans invent a tool that allows cats to independently access food. In other words, the quote suggests that cats prioritize their own needs and independence, only accommodating humans as long as they are beneficial to them.

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