Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a

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This quote humorously defines a Christian as someone who believes that the New Testament is a book inspired by God and perfectly caters to the spiritual needs of others. The notion implied here is that Christians prioritize sharing and promoting their beliefs, seeing the New Testament as a valuable guide for others' spiritual journey. The quote offers a light-hearted perspective on the role and intent of Christians in sharing their faith with others.

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By Ambrose Bierce

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