Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! B

Summary

This quote describes a humorous and unconventional encounter with Santa Claus during Christmas. It suggests that as the speaker sat on Santa's lap, they noticed that Santa's fly, a colloquial term for a zipper on pants, was open. The speaker then humorously implies that Santa's "present" to them was unintentionally revealed due to this mishap. Overall, the quote highlights the unexpected and amusing nature of a holiday moment, poking fun at the gesture associated with receiving gifts from Santa Claus.

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