Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open. Boy...what a present he gave me!

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open. Bo

Summary

This quote is a humorous and provocative statement that conveys a jarring experience during a person's interaction with Santa Claus. It highlights an unexpected and inappropriate situation where the person noticed Santa's open fly while sitting on his lap. The punchline implies a sexual undertone, using irony and shock value to deliver a humorous effect.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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