Quote by Jeffrey Kluger

A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge - out of fairness to goats.

A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibi

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This quote humorously reflects a situation where the person's phone manners were criticized by a family member. The family member humorously states that the person's phone manners are so poor that they resemble that of a goat's manners. However, they quickly withdraw their criticism, acknowledging that it is unfair to goats. This quote shows the lightheartedness of the interaction and the playful nature of the family's banter.

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