There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests the speaker's inability to deal with any additional stressful situation or crisis in the near future due to an already overwhelming schedule. It conveys a sense of being overwhelmed and lacking the capacity to handle any more responsibilities. By highlighting the packed schedule as a reason to avoid any further crises, it sarcastically portrays the busyness and avoidance of potential problems.