Quote by Robert Benchley

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are al

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This quote is a playful and light-hearted statement suggesting that Dachshunds, due to their long and low physique, are well-suited for small children. Since these dogs are already stretched and pulled to a certain length, it implies that children's interactions with them are unlikely to cause any significant harm, meaning they can play freely without concerns about accidentally hurting the dog. Overall, the quote humorously emphasizes the Dachshund's physical characteristics to support its suitability as a pet for young children.

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