Quote by Terry Pratchett

Death isn't on line. If he was, there would be a sudden drop in the death rate. Although it'd be interesting to see if he'd post things like: DON'T YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE JAMES EARL JONES?

Death isn't on line. If he was, there would be a sudden drop

Summary

This quote suggests that death is not accessible or present on the internet or any digital platform. If death had an online presence, it would likely decrease the mortality rate as people would be able to communicate and interact with death before their time. The quote humorously speculates on what type of content death might share online, predicting that it could be humorous or playful, indicating a resemblance to the iconic voice of James Earl Jones.

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