Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make y

Summary

This quote is a humorous and satirical critique of both the Democratic and Republican parties in the context of their relationship with government. It suggests that the Democrats promise extensive government intervention, claiming it will deliver various personal improvements and solve everyday problems. In contrast, the quote highlights the Republicans' skepticism towards government effectiveness, but ironically remarks that when they come to power, their actions often confirm this belief. Ultimately, the quote portrays a cynical view towards both parties' ability to fulfill their promises and deliver effective governance.

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