Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My dentist has bad breath......Why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.

My dentist has bad breath......Why every time he smokes he b

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This humorous quote suggests that the person's dentist has consistently bad breath, which is a problem commonly associated with smoking. The addition of "blows onion rings" is meant to exaggerate the smell emitted by the dentist's breath, relating it to the pungent scent associated with onion rings. The quote humorously combines these elements to exaggerate the dentist's undesirable breath condition, likely caused by smoking.

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