Quote by Woody Allen

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a

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This quote suggests a playful and lighthearted attitude towards the concept of an afterlife. The speaker whimsically affirms their lack of belief in life after death, but humorously acknowledges that they are still prepared for any unexpected situations by packing a change of underwear. It hints at the idea of being open-minded and adaptable while simultaneously expressing a hint of skepticism towards the idea of an afterlife.

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