Quote by Tom Sharp

I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.

I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.

Summary

This quote, often attributed to comedian and actor Larry David, playfully challenges societal expectations and norms regarding physical appearance. By stating that he is "taller than his hair," David implies that he does not view himself as completely bald, but rather emphasizes his own perspective. This lighthearted rejoinder serves as a clever way to showcase individuality and redefine the notion of baldness by highlighting the humorous aspect of self-perception.

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