Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be ma

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This quote humorously suggests that although the person speaking doesn't officially have a girlfriend, there is a woman in their life who possesses qualities or shares a close bond that would be fitting of the term. The statement implies that acknowledging this reality would potentially upset or offend this woman, alluding to an unspoken connection or commitment between them.

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