Quote by Andy Warhol

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them u

Summary

This quote is a playful way of emphasizing the benefits of dating someone who is employed by stating that employees make the best dates. The first part of the quote highlights the convenience of dating an employee; there is no need to literally pick them up because they are already at work. The second part humorously remarks that dating an employee can also have financial perks since their expenses can be considered tax-deductible. Overall, the quote humorously suggests that dating an employed person can be convenient and financially advantageous.

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