Quote by Maureen Johnson

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of cautioning someone against engaging in unsuccessful or unwanted flirtatious behavior. By suggesting that a puppy dies each time they attempt to flirt, it exaggerates the negative consequences or reactions that may arise from their actions. It serves as a playful reminder to consider the potential impact of their behavior and perhaps rethink their approach to avoid unfortunate outcomes.

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By Maureen Johnson

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