Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the fr

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the lack of driving skills of a person who failed their driver's test. The phrase "She couldn't get used to the front seat" implies that the person struggled with basic positioning and posture while sitting in the driver's seat. It pokes fun at their initial inability to even sit up properly, suggesting their complete lack of experience or familiarity with driving. It emphasizes their slow learning process, as it took them four lessons just to grasp the fundamentals of sitting upright in the front seat.

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