Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (kingsize)

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets

Summary

This quote humorously describes someone who is extremely overweight, to the point where a regular-sized bikini wouldn't fit them. Instead, they have to use two bedsheets, specifically kingsize, to cover themselves. It highlights the person's excessive weight and suggests that they require larger, unconventional measures for their clothing. The quote uses exaggeration and humor to make a playful observation about the individual's size.

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