Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught hi

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This quote seems to convey a personal perspective about the speaker's father. The speaker describes their father as "stupid" due to their behavior of stealing pens while working at a bank. Although this explanation provides a glimpse into the father's questionable actions, it lacks details regarding the context or implications of the theft.

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