Quote by Steven Wright

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get hisbirthmark until he was eight years old.

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get hisbirth

Summary

This quote is a humorous statement that uses a play on words to describe someone's tendency to procrastinate. It suggests that the friend mentioned in the quote waited until the age of eight to acquire a birthmark, symbolizing their inclination to delay or put off certain tasks or responsibilities. It serves as a lighthearted observation highlighting the person's procrastination habits.

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