Quote by Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the difficulty of quitting smoking. It implies that while the act of quitting may be easy, maintaining abstinence from smoking is the real challenge. The repetition of the phrase "I know because I've done it thousands of times" suggests that the speaker has repeatedly attempted to quit smoking but ultimately relapsed, emphasizing the addictive nature of smoking and the struggle to permanently quit.

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Time Funny Smoking Humour Thetimes Giving Giving Up

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